POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 124812:3173 - Occy: My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology. I could feel it in my bones.
Stardate: 124847:1170 - Occy: A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "here's question for you: why is there almost NEVER a job from where I am at the moment to somewhere else? does the computer like to tease?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "My attitude to jobs, back when I did them a long long time ago, was just to wait on the planet until one showed up from there. After all, there was no rush."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "long, long, long, long, long, long, long"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yeah don't rub it in. It's not polite to remind a lady how old she is."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "did they have space ships or space carts back then?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Neither, we had to haul cargo on our backs."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "hey! let's be fair to hazed! even Hercules had his labors."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Right Hazed... and do them in the snow.... barefoot... uphill both ways"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Carwheel, "probably used to the snow, though, since it was an ice age and all."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I tried to train a woolly mammoth to do the hauling for me, but it was too stubborn"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Ok, that was just spooky! New little black cat is sitting on the computer desk near the usb hub. I have lighted usb cables and when the kitten turned to look at me, the red cable reflected in her eyes. very unsettleing'"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "It really did look like the red light was comming from inside her eyes"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "did she meow at you in a deep sinister voice?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "The glare was enough"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "you live inTx, right?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Yep"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "no sweat then, was just an ex wearing a black outfit"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "a Steven King book comes to mind right now"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "I can't keep track of all his books, especially the "collections""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "that Pet what yamacallit
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "But I did see the cat movie of his, with a very young Drew Barrymore"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Oh Pet semitary.... and I do belive that is the correct spelling"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Yes, there was an evil cat in that one, after it came back from teh dead"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "1,2 kittys coming for you"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, " 3,4 are scratching at the door"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "m e o w"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "5,6 grab some tuna fish
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "7,8 don't eat no steak
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "9,10 will bounce but you don't know when"
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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