TOP TEN REASONS TO EXPEL SOMEBODY FROM YOUR CARTEL
by Hazed
Plutocrats now have the power to kick out unwanted members, and it didn't take long for Djentsch to exercise it on Angelfowl. Well, she did call him senile! He relented and let her back in later after she'd grovelled sufficiently. But we started wondering why else players would get ejected, so here are the top ten reasons to expel somebody from your cartel.
| 10. |
Their planet is covered in used kitty litter. |
| 9. |
They don't suck up to you enough. |
| 8. |
They took photos of something they shouldn't have and tried to blackmail you. |
| 7. |
At the cartel Christmas party they held mistletoe over the head of your spouse. |
| 6. |
They forgot your birthday. |
| 5. |
They are always having hackers get into their bank account or treasury. |
| 4. |
When you invited them into the cartel, they brought all their alts along with them. |
| 3. |
Their planet is badly designed. |
| 2. |
They are plotting to take over. |
And the number one reason to expel somebody from your cartel is...
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| 1. |
They are called Pugwash. |
Thanks to Catspaws and Djentsch for their suggestions.
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