TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHEN YOU LAND ON A NEW PLANET
by Hazed
This week I asked for suggestions from the players for things you don't want to hear when you land on a new planet - and the response was amazing! I got so many ideas, there was enough to fill two top tens, so here's part one. The rest will be in next week's Star.
| 10. |
You can't park your shuttle here, the space is reserved for IMPORTANT people. |
| 9. |
Due to circumstances beyond our control, we're out of chocolate. |
| 8. |
You have entered... the twilight zone! |
| 7. |
You came here in that? |
| 6. |
If you are looking for the exchange you are out of luck as this planet does not have one. |
| 5. |
Mind that crater on the LP... oh dear. Never mind. |
| 4. |
The Stevedores are on strike, hope you can lift what you brought. |
| 3. |
Don't stand still or you will be arrested for vagrancy. |
| 2. |
Ya can't get there from here, ayah. |
And the number one thing you don't want to hear when you land on a new planet is...
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| 1. |
Congratulations, you are the 1,000,000th person to land here. Your prize is a free wedding to Arlene. |
Thanks to Bourbon, Cragon, Dinger, Djentsch, Occy and Meteu for their ideas.
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