It's traditional to come up with new year resolutions which you can break by the end of January. I asked the players what their resolutions for Fed2 were, expecting quite general promises that everyone could get behind - but instead, I got some very personal resolutions.
| 10. |
Zand resolves to refrain from using "teh". |
| 9. |
Nomad says his new years resolution is to never break nothing. |
| 8. |
Pugwash resolves never to set foot inside her exchange. (No change there, then!) |
| 7. |
Cragon resolves to stay out of Sol to avoid the import taxes. |
| 6. |
Zand resolves to never promote - he intends to remain the oldest Founder in the Galaxy. |
| 5. |
Hazed resolves not to scream when Arlene suddenly logs into CDs. |
| 4. |
Cragon resolves to stop sending chocolates to Hazed in order to improve her complexion. In return, Hazed resolves to scowl at people who stop sending her chocolates. |
| 3. |
Squeeky resolves to eat more cheese, and to pester Catspaws even more. |
| 2. |
Nomad promises not to dangle the mouse with a string over Catspaws. |
| And the number one Fed2 new year resolution is... |
| 1. |
Nomad suggests we all resolve to omit Arlene from any more Fed top tens... (naaaaaah, where's the fun in that?) |
