TOP TEN GOOD FED2 VALENTINE GIFTS
by Hazed
Once again, the players compiled this week's top ten for me. If only my newsdroids were that cooperative! What's more they came up with two top tens for the Star - double the fun. We start out with Valentine gifts that you would want to receive...
| 10. |
Chocolate for Hazed. (Of course, but why restrict this to Valentine's Day?) |
| 9. |
A slithy made of chocolate. |
| 8. |
A planet in the shape of a heart. |
| 7. |
A pair of gold embroidered Tabi. |
| 6. |
Search the Martian ruins for the missing opal or the missing diamond from Venus, to give your sweetheart. |
| 5. |
Steal the chocolate from Chocolate Heaven on Magellan and give it to all the ladies of Fed. |
| 4. |
A dozen Spaceblooms always says "I love you". |
| 3. |
A night's room and board in the Guest Dormitories on Phobos - Tracey will be your *errr french* maid. |
| 2. |
A bandersnatch. |
| And the number one good Fed2 Valentine gift is... |
| 1. |
A lifetime ignore certificate, so you can ignore Arlene. |
TOP TEN BAD FED2 VALENTINE GIFTS
by Hazed
The second top ten the players came up with was the things you probably wouldn't want to receive from your sweetheart on any day, let alone Valentine's day...
| 10. |
A jar of Luboils and some Games... if that doesn't work, there's always Hypnotapes. |
| 9. |
Some rads to help light up their life. |
| 8. |
More powerpacks for mm your personal errr things. |
| 7. |
A free night's stay on the sun - comes with a chance of reinsurance and a hospital bed. |
| 6. |
Skinny dipping at the hot springs in the wilderness (sure to be a hot steamy date). |
| 5. |
Squeeky in a box. (Unless you're Catspaws.) |
| 4. |
Lunch with your sweety at Godot's Snacks (if you can eat it before it tries to eat you). |
| 3. |
A gift voucher for Dr Fogg's Marital Arts Emporium. |
| 2. |
A box of chocolate covered TDX - surprise!!! |
| And the number one bad Fed2 Valentine gift is... |
| 1. |
A blind date with Arlene (you would have to be literally blind to endure it). |
Thanks
to Nomad for compiling these two top tens, and for Angelfowl, Bourbon, Djentsch, Gizmo, Jake, Kalandra, Otamusima and Varine for their suggestions.
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