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EARTHDATE: December 19, 2010

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 129226:9763 - Occy: There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook." - Groucho Marx

Stardate: 129234:5659 - Occy: I'd really be tempted to take these trousers out back and set them on fire, but I've never been one for burning my britches.-
Stardate: 129234:7842 - Hazed: That would be a breech of the sale conditions
Stardate: 129236:7353 - Sjw: aw..cmon I wanna be able to say Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire!
Stardate: 129236:7426 - Sjw: oh, I just did. Nevermind..

Stardate: 129243:9331 - Hazed: The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P Jones

Stardate: 129251:8986 - Occy: The barber opened up a shavings account.-

Stardate: 129256:8368 - Occy: He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Groucho Marx

EIGHTFOLD PUN OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 129260:1768 - Occy: Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.-
Stardate: 129260:8475 - Cragonjr: Lettuce pray they don't go on strike or we may end up in a pickle.

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