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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 130054:2888 - Jessecka: The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Stardate: 130057:0023 - Occy: dad to kid: when i was your age i had to walk 6 miles through the snow to get to school... kid: so your parents couldn't afford fuel either.

Stardate: 130075:2625 - Jingo: Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Stardate: 130080:2457 - Occy: I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.-

Stardate: 130088:7112 - Romana: There are three kinds of people. Those that can count and those that can't.
Stardate: 130090:2045 - Hazed: There are 10 types of people. Those that understand binary, and those that don't.

Stardate: 130097:5410 - Occy: I had to decide between making salad with my mom or playing catch with my dad, it was a toss-up.-
Stardate: 130098:9167 - Jfour: I couldn't decide whether to fish or cut bait, so I decided to mullet over.

Stardate: 130105:8324 - Occy: The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch. He was a real trooper.-

Stardate: 130115:6150 - Angelique: Due to intense mind fog, all my thoughts have been grounded.

Stardate: 130166:8667 - Occy: As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.-

MOODS OF THE WEEK

Running around with Calculator in hand, Jyar is here.

here for the coyote Bones is here.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bamababe, "caution everyone, don't step on the rads I just spilled all over Titan"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "am waiting to see the following... Hackers operating from riot torn Rigel 4 have stolen a nickel from Pugwash's personal bank account."

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