POSTS OF THE WEEKStardate: 130240:9810 - Occy: I like to write "Wake Up" on my To-Do list so I can start the day off accomplishing something. Stardate: 130253:1562 - Occy: I'm a sap for tree jokes.- Stardate: 130261:0566 - Occy: I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click.- Stardate: 130261:3952 - Occy: A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. Stardate: 130266:4578 - Jfour: Never trust physcians who have not had calculus, they cannot perform differentials which are integral to diagnosing an illness Stardate: 130270:9457 - Occy: I thought I found evidence to prove the existence of mythical creatures - turned out to be another fairy tail.- Stardate: 130278:9064 - Occy: Did you hear of the football coach trained a chicken to fly? He ended up having a personal foul for excessive aviation.- Stardate: 130286:9211 - Occy: Did you hear about that new drug that makes people angry? It's all the rage now.- Stardate: 130289:8767 - Dennotairn: The Ethiopian zombie runner needed to rest for three days after the Boston Marathon. Sources say he was dead tired.
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