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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 131204:3186 - Occy: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? Asked the teacher. Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. He replied

Stardate: 131220:6731 - Occy: Realtors guilty of steering deserve the rack, but that's just my pinion.-

Stardate: 131229:7157 - Occy: I told my friend about the creative writing class I took, and she said that she had a simile experience.-
Stardate: 131229:8359 - Hazed: When I went to the class I metaphormer friend I hadn't seen for ages
Stardate: 131229:8682 - Zand: My auntie Nym too that class
Stardate: 131229:8811 - Zand: When I took the class, we had a feild trip to go see The saurus Rex!

Stardate: 131243:1064 - Occy: If you accept a penny for your thoughts, not only are you a philosophical prostitute. You're not a very good one.
Stardate: 131244:7847 - Zand: I I prefer getting my two cents worth.

Stardate: 131246:5405 - Occy: Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.-
Stardate: 131248:2886 - Zauchust: I'm sure the costs of maintaining their long-distance relationship were astronomical as well.

Stardate: 131255:2199 - Occy: The hand surgeon went to the opthamologist to be examined for carpal tunnel vision.-

Stardate: 131255:2267 - Hazed: As an escapologist, my father struggled to make a living

Stardate: 131263:4110 - Hazed: It is impossible to make anything fool-proof because fools are so ingenious.
Stardate: 131264:0252 - Zand: You know, the other day I was just sitting around thinking about stuff and I came up with this ingenious idea on how to get into stuff!
Stardate: 131264:0309 - Hazed: I rest my case.

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