POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 131342:8521 - Occy: Pharmacists find their work to be very encapsulating.-
Stardate: 131350:0518 - Occy: The young pine sapling was admonished by his father. Apparently he'd been knotty.-
Stardate: 131351:1288 - Hazed: Did his father bark at him?
Stardate: 131351:5042 - Franklin: or did he just leaf it be??
Stardate: 131352:6088 - Bourbon: or the parents just asked, :"Wood you just grow up?"
Stardate: 131354:4801 - Random: Or he remained silent rooted in his stuborness.
Stardate: 131355:7959 - Zand: Heh, heh, heh.... It sounds like the kid just needs to branch out, I can help!
Stardate: 131358:2564 - Zand: Farmers Answering machine message: I'm out standing in my field.
Stardate: 131358:8541 - Occy: Dissatisfied with the lack of thoroughness in the demolition of the old tavern, he got into the bulldozer himself and razed the bar to a new level.-
Stardate: 131363:3105 - Zand: I bet they had a knock down, drag out fight before it was all said and done
Stardate: 131367:4719 - Occy: One person can keep a fishing line clear, but it takes two to tangle.-
Stardate: 131368:3403 - Hazed: And three to triangle
Stardate: 131376:1684 - Occy: The pianist led an upright life, but it wasn't grand. No matter how I tried to spinet, I couldn't console him!-
Stardate: 131377:8526 - Paterson: sounds like someone is keyed up
Stardate: 131384:0079 - Hazed: These things are never black and white.
Stardate: 131401:8672 - Occy: The man leaned on the printer cartridge because he wanted to tone up his abs.-
Stardate: 131411:0691 - Occy: A pyrotechnician should know how fireworks.-
Stardate: 131412:4486 - Dennotairn: That vocation had to start with a spark of interest.
Stardate: 131414:5464 - Random: But over a long period of time it fizzeled out!
Stardate: 131418:6969 - Zand: It was just a Mortar of time before he got burned
Stardate: 131436:0032 - Occy: The shareholders of a compass manufacturer were concerned that the company wasn't heading in the right direction.-
Stardate: 131436:4270 - Bourbon: Bought a compass once, but think it was defaulted, every time I moved it the darn needle would move
Stardate: 131438:6151 - Zand: Are you sure it wasn't your magnetic personality B?
Stardate: 131439:1569 - Zand: No! I got it, you been around too many pole dancers!
Stardate: 131479:8946 - Occy: He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.-
Stardate: 131480:3911 - Zand: HA! Most of the time I am outstanding in my field ( I have acreage )
Stardate: 131488:8750 - Occy: I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.-
Stardate: 131489:0216 - Zand: Are you sure he didn't just pop out for a quick weekend?
Stardate: 131489:9571 - Hazed: I truss you were not left without any support.
Stardate: 131493:6018 - Occy: Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
Stardate: 131531:9440 - Occy: The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.-
Stardate: 131537:5783 - Zand: I 'bet' it will trim the budget too.
Stardate: 131549:0016 - Occy: In my will I've requested that envelopes be sent out full of chick-pea paste. It'll be done posthumously.-
Stardate: 131552:8980 - Random: The post office decided that it was a pita-afull way to ship chick-pea paste.
Stardate: 131602:9479 - Occy: Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "How does that Chinese curse go again, " May all your wishes come true"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "oomm oomm oomiron ooom"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "That's a mantra"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "this is me resisting the pun'"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "But it's so good!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "It a praying Mantra there I couldn't help it"
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