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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 131949:4867 - Occy: I don't think I need a spine. It's holding me back.-

Stardate: 131955:4395 - Occy: I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.-
Stardate: 131955:9292 - Hazed: I went to the body shop, to trade mine in for a new model. But they weren't interested.
Stardate: 131956:9495 - Meijerman: i had the plastic surgeon give me a new derriere all because mine old one had a crack in it.

Stardate: 131966:7088 - Occy: Optometrists live long because they dilate.-

Stardate: 131972:9980 - Occy: The cheap hotel was really a violin.-

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Occy, "hummmm"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Have you forgotten the words?"

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