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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 132715:5898 - Bourbon: Be aware, Havefun cartel now has a custom tax of 100 %
Stardate: 132715:7342 - Veronique: How fun is that, then?

Stardate: 132733:7524 - Occy: I don't know how to put on a helmet - the whole idea goes right over my head.-
Stardate: 132735:0507 - Dennotairn: At least the ability to put on your shoes is not beneath you.
Stardate: 132736:9067 - Squeeky: i would hate to see you put on your skivies

Stardate: 132740:4861 - Occy: What do you call a royal printmaker? A screen prince.-

Stardate: 132744:3228 - Dennotairn: Did you here about the Fiddle that had to be subdued because it was resisting arrest? Luckily, the police had the proper tools beforehand as they knew it was prone to Violins.

Stardate: 132746:3512 - Occy: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Stardate: 132750:9176 - Occy: In exorcism literature, possession is nine-tenths of the lore.-

Stardate: 132758:4541 - Occy: If the movie hero of the Matrix was a woman, would she have been called Ingrid?-
Stardate: 132759:5978 - Hazed: And if so, why wasn't the male hero called (a)Ray?

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