WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD JOKES GONE?
by Hazed
I have no Fed Funnies to tell you about this week.
Can it really be true that nothing funny happened at all in Fed DataSpace in the last seven days? Did the whole galaxy suffer a collective sense of humour failure? Were we all so stunned by the furore over the bathtime snaps of Our Illustrious Leader that we couldn’t spare the time to make any jokes?
Or perhaps it’s not that nothing happened... it’s just that nobody told my newsdroids about it. What with the crashes wiping the noticeboard clean before the droids can make a note of any of the witty comments you may have been making, the funnies were just not being recorded.
Or maybe it’s deliberate, a conspiracy on the part of all players to keep the hilarity away from me.
Or, like a watched pot that never boils, whenever I look for something amusing the laughs just dry up.
Or maybe you’ve just all been miserable this week!
Whatever the reason, you’ve got two weeks to cheer up and start being funny again.
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.