THIS CHARMING MAN: ANTON GALLAGHER ANNOUNCES A NEW CHARM
by Hazed
At a press conference a few days ago Anton Gallagher, the proprietor of the high-class shop on Earth that sells expensive gadgets and useless gew-gaws to wealthy consumers, announced that a new charm is now on sale.
Rumours had indicated the charm would be Easter-themed so we were all expecting him to demonstrate something relating to eggs or bunnies or chocolate. But when he unveiled his new work it turned out that rumour was wrong. Nothing to do with the season, the new charm is a comet.
Gallagher showed us the charm in action: the tiny comet floated across the shop, orbiting around him. It was very impressive; this is a top class bit of technology.
You can buy the charm for one slithy tove, provided you already own the TenBrane keyring from which the charms can be dangled. Buy it with ‘BUY COMET’ and then you can ‘THROW COMET CHARM’ to activate it.
If you don’t already own a keyring, Gallagher’s sells them for a slithy: just ‘BUY KEYRING’. Then you can ‘CLIP COMET CHARM’ to attach it, so that anybody who looks at you will be able to see it. Why not show off your bling!
The previous charm, the new year clock, is no longer on sale - at least that’s the official story. But we all know that the shop’s assistant always hangs onto a few and will sell them under the counter for two slithies. Just ‘BUY CLOCK’ to get it.
