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EARTHDATE: May 19, 2013

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STRANGE STORY OF THE WEEK: THE BRIGHTON WORMHOLE

by Hazed

Members of the local council in Brighton, on England's south coast, are mystified by a report that a wormhole that leads to another dimension has appeared in the town.

The council has a website, Fix My Street, that allows locals to report potholes, dumped rubbish, street lights that don't work, and so on. On May 2, an anonymous member of the public posted a message reporting the opening up of a "wormhole or vortex".

The full report reads as follows:

"I was recently walking my affenpinscher (a toy breed of dog) around the Hanover area of Brighton when I noticed that a wormhole or vortex has opened up on Montreal Road.

"On closer inspection it seems to be some kind of portal to other times, places and dimensions.

"I would have investigated further but I was concerned my little dog would be sucked into it.

"Is this meant to be there? At first I believed it might be part of the Brighton Festival but I believe it could be a hazard to the general public. I look forward to your response."

A few days later, the concerned citizen followed up the initial report with the following:

"The other day I reported the presence of some kind of wormhole or vortex on Montreal Road.

"I went past the other day and it seems to have got worse - it is now emitting an unsettling yellow light and a large snake appears to be emerging from the wall.

"I am concerned this is a passage to another time or dimension, and if this snake is anything to go by, I'm worried what else may emerge from the wormhole. Can anyone suggest a course of action to take?"

Sounds like someone has been taking too many drugs. Or possibly not taking enough!

The council says it won't be responding.

Source: http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10414195.Vortex_to_another_dimension_reported_in_Brighton/

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