DUMB BORDER GUARDS OF THE WEEK
by Hazed
Congratulations to the Indian army, who spent six months watching “Chinese spy drones” as they violated the Indian air space, and then discovered that the lights in the sky were not drones at all - they were planets!
The two countries share a boarder in the Himalayas and relations between them have been tense in recent years. India frequently accuses the Chinese of making incursions across the border.
The troops guarding the border logged 329 sightings of unidentified objects over a lake in the border region between August 2012 and February 2013. On 155 occasions these UFOs violated the Line of Actual Control (LAC) and were recorded as incursions.
But when the army called the Indian Institute of Astrophysics to identify the objects, astronomers identified them as the planets Jupiter and Venus.
Maybe the Jovians and Venusians are planning to invade!
Source: http://tribune.com.pk/story/582224/indian-army-mistook-planets-for-chinese-spy-drones-report/