SHORT NEWS FOLLOWED BY NEWS BREAK
by Hazed
This week’s Fed2 Star is shorter than usual because my newsdroids have infected me with a virus which leaves me unable to do my usual excellent job of encouraging them to write stories for you.
The real life version is that there is a nasty flu-like infection going round my office from person to person, like some malevolent game of pass the parcel, which I have now caught. I managed to do a full-sized news last week using stories I had written earlier, but the story bank is now almost empty and I’ve been feeling too poorly to write anything new for you.
The Star won’t be publishing next week because it’s time for our regular news break. I believe the weekend coincides with some minor holiday in the US that probably none of you bother to celebrate…
By the time the Star comes back on Sunday July 10, I should have shaken off this unpleasantness and you can expect a full-sized news bulletin.
Happy Fourth of July, everyone!
