DUMB CRIMINAL OF THE WEEK: DRUG DEALER’S STASH GETS STOLEN, SO HE CALLS THE COPS
by Hazed
David Blackmon from Florida called the police to report a theft. But this wasn’t a very sensible thing to do, because the items he said had been stolen included a bag of cocaine!
He said the drugs had been stolen from his car along with some cash. When police showed up in the early hours of Sunday morning a few weeks ago, he said his occupation was “drug dealer”. He showed the cops where in the car he had stashed the cocaine (about one quarter ounce of the drug) and the $50 cash, and when police looked they found another bag filled with what looked like more cocaine. They also found a crack pipe and a rock of crack.
Naturally enough, Blackmon has been arrested for possession – and has also been charged with resisting arrest.
The very definition of a dumb criminal.
Source: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/20/drug_arrest_police_report/
