POSTS OF THE MONTH
Stardate: 110156:1539 - Hazed: Don't buy a stupid dwarf - it's not big and it's not clever.
Stardate: 110165:3580 - Hazed: There aren't any messages on the board, yet. Except for this one.
Stardate: 110169:5791 - Freya: You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Stardate: 110171:1035 - Cruise: What happens if inspiration gets your club and goes after you?
Stardate: 110191:2195 - Hazed: This board left intentionally blank.
Stardate: 110193:1884 - Buddy: Warning: Messages on noticeboard are closer than they appear
Stardate: 110195:4177 - Freya: Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
Stardate: 110199:7228 - Ferreri: I love it when I have a clean slate to write on!
Stardate: 110200:3278 - Gandolf: Why do we refer to those going slower than us as 'idiots' and those going faster as 'maniacs'?
Stardate: 110205:5384 - Art: We all know that duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side and a light side, and binds the universe together, but will the Universe come to an end if I spray the sticky side with WD-40?
Stardate: 110206:3217 - Marina: Not in a bed, not even wed. I will not sleep with you in Fed. -Marina. Inspired by Dr. Seuss. He wasn't really a looker anyhow.
213256:609 - Wolfyn: If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Stardate: 110252:2904 - Gandolf: East is West, Left is Right, Up is Down and Black is White, Inside out, wrong is right, it's back to front and I'm all uptight
Stardate: 110252:5494 - Ferreri: One dark night, in the middle of the day, two dead boys got up to play, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other, a dead policeman heard the noise, and came and killed the two dead boys.
Stardate: 110252:7919 - Freya: Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse. -- Miguel de Cervantes
Stardate: 110254:0392 - Fester: Sumatra: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a munitions factory. Sombody with the dud hammer found one that wasn't a dud. :)
Stardate: 110261:9515 - Vlad: I bought a PDA so I wouldn't have to have a bunch of little paper post-it notes laying around to misplace a thought I had here or there or a website I wanted to remember but I lost it and can't remember where I put it. Guess I should have written myself a note to remind me where I put it last....;)
Stardate: 110269:3524 - Stirling: Surplus wealth is a sacred trust which its possessor is bound to administer in his lifetime for the good of the community - Andrew Carnegie
Stardate: 110269:4375 - Hazed: Are you trying to justify the taxman, Stirling?
Stardate: 110269:7166 - Racingnut: Self-discipline is when your conscience tells you to do something and you don-t talk back.-W.K. Hope
Stardate: 110278:0223 - Freya: Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Stardate: 110282:4711 - Stirling: Groats often cost too much. - Emerson (modified for FedII) :P
Stardate: 110296:6397 - Josmo: Wanted: One slightly egotistical, slightly insane partner to help me take over the GA and rule the world. Inquire for details.
Stardate: 110314:0237 - Vlad: Scientists have proposed a scheme to introduce a series of planetary parks on Mars that would see areas of the Red Planet transformed into conservation zones. -Report on CNN. See, this is what happens when too many joyrides on the speedster run over space hippies;)
Stardate: 110314:0444 - Vlad: I suppose if someone with the last name of Mars damaged the surface of Mars, the headline would be Mars mars Mars....;)
Stardate: 110321:0580 - Hazed: Are there more spots on a teenage leopard?
Stardate: 110329:1299 - Freya: Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. -- Ogden Nash
MOODS OF THE MONTH
Bah! Big Deal!....so what if Vlad has left.
Wary of a hostile takeover, Gandroid has left.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Petvetken, "Any ideas when new duchies will open up?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Before Christmas, as always.*"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Bella just will never say WHICH YEAR) :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "On behalf of Bella, all I can say is: Pah!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Martin, "one thing I learned from this game-when I grow up, I would never think about becoming a cross galaxial trader!"
LONG-WINDED PROVERB OF THE MONTH
Stardate: 110157:9409 - Neecerie: A detached fragment of the terrestrial lithosphere, whether of igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic orgin, and wheher acquiring its approximation of sphericity through hydraulic action or other attrition, when continuously maintained in motion about its temporary axis and with its velocity accelerated by an increase in the angle of declivity, is, because of abrasive action produced by the incessant but irrefular contact between its peripher and the contiguous terrain, effectivly prevented from accumulating on its external surface an appreciable amount of the cryptogamous vegetation normally propagated in unbrageous situations under optimum conditions of undeviating atmospheric humidity, quiescence and comparative sequestration from corrosive-erosive agencies.
Stardate: 110158:7966 - Ferreri: a rolling stone gathers no moss.
DIVINE INTERVENTION OF THE MONTH
Bella waves her hand and pulls the control console for the universe out of thin air. She gazes at the vast array of knobs and dials for a few moments and then presses a button marked 'Water Workers Beer'.
Bella act clicks her fingers and the console vanishes
PROMOTION STRATEGY OF THE MONTH
>spynet review
The Spynet Review - Being an account of births, deaths, promotions and other interesting happenings during the current session.
Squeeky has been trying to cheat!
Squeeky has promoted to Captain.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Petvetken, "Hehe. So THAT's how you made it to captain, eh?"
SIGNIFICANT MOODS OF THE MONTH
The difference between student and instructor this week:
1 down, 3 to go! Rasal is here.
104 papers 56 labs 5 exams to go! Wolfyn is here.
SLACKER OF THE MONTH
Vlad winks, "okay, time to go and take a break before I head over to the lunch room to read the paper before heading out to lunch....;)"
Hazed wonders if Vlad ever actually does any work.
Vlad winks, "no, but i sure look busy;)"
SEASONAL CLOTHES OF THE MONTH
>ex nightdroid
You see a 2-ton grungy black metal bipedal droid with glowing blue eyes. A small LED display on its chest blinks the message BAH, HUMBUG [0x4DE01EA9]
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