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EARTHDATE: August 2005

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In the Fed Funnies for August 2005:
POSTS OF THE MONTH
MOODS OF THE MONTH
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
DROPPED TB OF THE MONTH


POSTS OF THE MONTH

Stardate: 112264:0080 - Art: Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Stardate: 112271:3530 - Freya: The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. -- Hubert H. Humphrey

Stardate: 112281:9940 - Rasal: A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Stardate: 112297:6491 - Bella: If there is no one to hear it, a mobile phone ringing in the forest still makes an annoying sound...

Stardate: 112303:9989 - Djentsch: Found in a fortune cookie: Don't worry about the world coming to an end. It is already tomorrow in Australia

Stardate: 112309:6285 - Freya: Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Stardate: 112311:0095 - Catspaws: I resemble that comment, Freya!
Stardate: 112311:5324 - Squeeky: thanks that the same could be said for all cats:::

Stardate: 112315:7089 - Aqueous: A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water

Stardate: 112324:7364 - Aqueous: The manager personally has passed all the drinking water served here. ---Mexican Hotel---

Stardate: 112331:9556 - Freya: Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. -- Sidney J. Harris

Stardate: 112335:7253 - Aqueous: Have no fear of perfection---you will never reach it. ---Salvador Dahli---

Stardate: 112338:9447 - Asimi: Does Armstrong Cuthbert cover any therapy I may need from being an Akaturi courier?

Stardate: 112338:9447 - Asimi: Does Armstrong Cuthbert cover any therapy I may need from being an Akaturi courier?
Stardate: 112341:3353 - Nomad: Yes the coverage you get for therapy is only after you go Postal and get locked up in the nut house.....

Stardate: 112340:0977 - Freya: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

Stardate: 112342:0521 - Aqueous: Water is composed of two gins Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin, and Hydrogin is gin and water. ---From kids say the darnest things---

Stardate: 112345:3265 - Art: Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Stardate: 112347:8281 - Gandroid: Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Stardate: 112354:3566 - Aqueous: There are two kinds of people in this world,those who finish what they start and...---Brad Ramsey---

Stardate: 112354:4094 - Djentsch: Never trust a computer that you can't throw out the window. - Steve Wozniak

Stardate: 112355:1079 - Gandroid: If the universe is everything, and the universe is expanding, what is it expanding to?
Stardate: 112355:2873 - Ferreri: seems we are all going into the void, all we need to do is figure out what a void is before we get there.
Stardate: 112355:3142 - Catspaws: Isn't that something the dog did that I tried to cover up?
Stardate: 112355:4469 - Buddy: but usually going with the VOID will get you nothing but a fine;)
Stardate: 112355:6830 - Archer: I think I will aVOID this topic all together.

Stardate: 112363:1093 - Eggie: 1 Rule of Hauling - When new jobs come out, there are never any jobs for the planet you're on.

Stardate: 112367:5864 - Aqueous: Alchol and Calculus dont mix. Never drink and derive

Stardate: 112367:5908 - Bella: If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses' - Henry Ford

Stardate: 112384:9714 - Freya: An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.

Stardate: 112377:6273 - Freya: You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. -- Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio

Stardate: 112379:4689 - Aqueous: Women are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you will be disconnected.

Stardate: 112384:9714 - Freya: An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.

Stardate: 112386:1208 - Nightdroid: The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Saying "I'm a Dreamer. Day-dreams are my thing. *blank stare* Oh what did you say?" Angelfowl has left.

Mood? I'll show you a mood! Unsheathing her claws, Catspaws has left.

Have mood, will travel, Redone has just arrived.

Transcending Mortality! Doggah is here.

mumbling dropoff pickup dropoff pickup, dropup pickoff.... Kendry has just arrived.

Wearing a sign that says "Bad Financial Investment" for the time being, Moriarty is here.

With a shimmer of teleporta--oh wait-- Eggie has just arrived.

Shaking her cane, "Young whippersnappers, in the way, not letting a body do her work!" Granny has just arrived.

Searching for pennies to survive the future Bourbon is here.

Looking for the Can.. A.K.A Fancy and ready to give him a nice kick, Angelfowl has just arrived.

Repeating "There's no crying in shipping!" like a mantra, Laphroaig has just arrived.

Warning: contents under extreme pressure. Nightdroid has just arrived.

Proving good things come in small packages, Munchkin has left.

The LAG MONSTER Nomad has just arrived.

Akaturi--When it absolutely MUST get there the same day, Munchkin has just arrived.

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Monodefuego says, "I'm itching to get my own planet. I'm chafing under these so called "pollution controls" and "environmental concerns" that are being raised just because I'm "dumping thousands of tons of chemical waste.""

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ferreri, "sometimes in Fed it is hard to know who is whom, I make it a point to check a few times a day to see if I am me."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "oh joy the closest bar to the wilderness is Godot snacks, they should rename it to Godawful snacks"

After Desertwolf promoted to Financier:
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zmikeyz, "Congratulations Deserwolf!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Desertwolf, "Thank you.. Thank you... Thank you... I couldn't have done it without the little people to step on on the way up"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zmikeyz, "be careful you have to step on them the way back down too!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "just remember your place down there Dw :)"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hitman, "its my personal opinion that to live in dataspace one must be fluent in some dialect of typo"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hitman, "last I checked I was fluent in at least 7 dialects of typo - the tired version being predominant"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "I frequently run "soynet reports." They're the healthier version, you know?"

DROPPED TB OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Oooohhhhh yeah. And then smear it with green jello..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Uh, that was supposed to be a tb... I'll leave it to your imaginations to provide context."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I am not sure my imagination is that good"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Killer, "I'm sure my imagination is not that good"


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