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Earthdate July 1998


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What was in July 1998's Fed Funnies:

QUOTES OF THE MONTH
BAR POSTS OF THE MONTH
CLOTHES OF THE MONTH
MOODS OF THE MONTH

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Poco, "Breaking the puzzle seemed like a good practical joke until we realized the next morning that we couldn't remember how to put it back together and why we were all wearing burgundy sweaters and nothing else".

Your comm unit relays a message from Nickhexum, "oh no i fell again".
Your comm unit relays a message from Safyreyes, "You need to stop doing that Nick, your going to hurt the floor :)".
Your comm unit relays a message from Nickhexum, "the floor? what about me????".
Your comm unit relays a message from Safyreyes, "Well, you seem to be talking just fine. ;)".

"Why doesn't Fed have a spelling checker?", asks Nightdroid.
Barb looks at ND
Barb says, "don't be silly"
Barb smiles, "you want a spelling checker from the people who brought you Castillo?"
Nightdroid exclaims, "No, I want one *FOR* the people who brought us Castillo!"

Njrudeboy has given Kariscats a warm kiss!
Njrudeboy has given Kariscats a hot kiss!
Njrudeboy has given Kariscats a nice kiss!
Njrudeboy has given Kariscats a hot kiss!
Kariscats has given Njrudeboy a passionate kiss!
Kariscats has given Njrudeboy a friendly snuggle!
Rukiddingm is counting the kisses for the news...
Kariscats laughs
"phewwww", says Njrudeboy.
Kariscats asks, "phew what?"
Rukiddingm says, "He was trying to say thank you Kari, but his lips welded together..."

Your comm unit relays a message from Grendell, "I'd offer a rebuttal if I knew what you were talking about".

Your comm unit relays a message from Coffeeee, "scrolling, scrolling, scrolling.... keeps those screens a scrolling... keep those eyes a rolling... raw hide!".

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Poco, "::Lays Claim to Sol::"

Your comm unit relays a message from Barb, "So Steve Case finally married his long time girlfriend the news just announced".
Your comm unit relays a message from Olias, "They'll probably raise the AOL price to celebrate...".

Your comm unit relays a message from Bartholomew, "Oy...leave for three months and nobody has anything to say?".
Your comm unit relays a message from Shoey, "in 3 months we have pretty much said it all ;)".

>xt <--- has coded 2 programs
There is a brief hum from your communicator.
Your comm unit relays a message from Cryptosporidium, "Erm... makes 2 of us... <g>".

BAR POSTS OF THE MONTH

210907:884 - Merlin: Keller winks and says, "Who says I'm not alrady a 2 ton hippo?" "And I'm gonna sit on you!", smiles Keller. Am I the only one who's not surprised??
210907:886 - Keller: Well, at least I'm not a fatty, disgusting, Grade Z meat taco with cheese that's 99.5% oil and chemically processed lettuce! So there! HA!
210907:891 - Killrwhale: I'm in the cantina with a hippo and a talking taco....what a day I'm having.

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex cloudstrife
You see a not-so pale person, looking quite literally like fried-chicken warmed up, wearing a neon green with red and blue polka dots hospital gown.

ex Regina:
You see a Squire wearing a tee shirt that says, "Duchies Rule! Down with Sol!"

ex danteaf
You see a stud who is ready to party till the cows come home...moooo.

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Hot enough to make a devil sigh Abraham is here.

Trouble, in the form of Heatherjn is here.

Will be your Tony the Tiger ---> Grendell is here.

Someone not entirely unlike Cyto is here.
Eschew Verbal Foliage&Obfuscation—Poco is here.
Sinfully Innocent, Susan is here.
"Okay, Everyone in here is a walking contradiction just going by moods.", says Poco.

trying to be good, but failing Rpknight is here.
Trying not to be good & succeeding Rukiddingm is here.


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