 TOP TEN CHANGES SINCE TICKENEST LEFT
Yes, it's Tickenest, back from the
realm of RL. What made me come back, you ask? Well, I
happened to check out this week's fed news and I saw the
interview of Safyreyes, and I was reading it when I came
across the memorial she made to me on her planet. I read
it, and I was like, "Oh my God, there are still
people in Fed that I care about." Not long after, I
was back in Fed. Heartwarming, isn't it? Sadly, it
doesn't make for good comedy. Therefore, I'll give you
something more amusing...
| 10. |
Fed now only populated by
higher-class, paying snerts. |
| 9. |
No more Merchant/JP
sleepover parties. |
| 8. |
Required IQ to promote to
Captain has increased by a whole 2 points. |
| 7. |
Diesel is so bored she
finally has time to get some aspirin for her
headache. |
| 6. |
Due to lack of
submissions, Fed Funnies now completely made up
by the editor. |
| 5. |
Duke Puzzle moved up to
#23 on list of bugs to be fixed. |
| 4. |
The phrase "sleeper
macro" no longer in the vocabulary of most
Fedders. |
| 3. |
Players now track newbie
sightings like UFO sightings. |
| 2. |
Fedpardy format changed to
a duel to the death between the only two
contestants who show up. |
| 1. |
Only 750 planets in Sol
these days... |
TOP TEN
WAYS TO KILL A NEWBOD
Or, yes I truly want to be flogged for suggesting
these.
by the newest member of the poor class of Fed, MotMan
| 10. |
Host the First Annual
Federation Barbecue on the sun. |
| 9. |
Tell them Pegasus only
attacks if provoked. |
| 8. |
Teach them how to play
football with the TDX. |
| 7. |
Tell them insurance is for
wimps. |
| 6. |
Pay them 1000 groats to
repeatedly grope Uniquette or the Demi-Goddess. |
| 5. |
Haul Odyssey! |
| 4. |
Do a "c price arts
sol" and make them read the whole list. |
| 3. |
Get them to test their
strength. |
| 2. |
Ask them to go kill one of
the 1gig mobiles flying around. |
| 1. |
Tell them what their
insurance premiums will be after doing all this
stuff. |
QUOTES
OF THE MONTH
xt point is, having the beam doesnt
entitle you to complain about what you see....
Your comm unit relays a message from Jad, "<nods
emphatically>".
Your comm unit relays a message from Jasana, "Sure
it does Elin...just like having a remote control entitles
us to complain about cable :P".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Jasana, "Only half-truths are told in Fed
anyway Barb - everyone knows that ;)".
Your comm unit relays a message from Barb, "ahh
partial truth ploy, eh?".
Your comm unit relays a message from Consserv,
"Yup.. spose so... I don't like people to think I
actually know what I'm talking about... don't want dirty
rumors like that flying around about me".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Devoid, "Don't say it's ok because it happened
to you....just realize the true evil and let it sweep you
away...;)".
Your comm unit crackles with a
message from Katrien, ":::smacks some handcuffs
around Bart's wrists::: muhahaha"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bartholomew,
"Oooohhh...I like the rough stuff ;)"
>xt You know.. it takes a while
to learn to walk properly again. :( There is a brief hum
from your communicator.
Your comm unit relays a message from Angeleyes,
"Awww, still recovering from your accident
Wolfyn?".
Your comm unit relays a message from Kurgann, "Try
removing the toe tag".
Your comm unit signals a tight beam
message from Anndra, "I would but I have been
searching for the Grand Master for 3 days. Is he for
real?".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Jasana, "You instruct your officials to procede
with insider trading..."..
Your comm unit relays a message from Nickdanger,
"You instruct your officials to
just....proceed.".
Your comm unit relays a message from Jonathan,
"<~~~ instructs his officials ta watch Jasana's
officials ;)".
Cobra has just arrived.
Looking for some dirt to roll in, Rikkytikki is here.
"eek", says Cobra.
Cobra has entered his spaceship.
ACTS OF
THE MONTH
Amarushaya bats her wings and
knocks over her coffee.
Hazed mops up the coffee with an old rag.
Hazed realizes the old rag is a back-issue of the
Federation Chronicle.
Bartholomew pours a shot of
gunpowder into his mug of tequila sunfire, lights it and
bursts into flames!
Bartholomew winks and says, "I think I'll just stick
to rum in the future..."
Kurgann jumps from a cloud of
shimmer dust in front of Jad scooping her into his arms
and plants a big wet one on her, sets her to the floor
and poofs into the night laughing his ass off.
POSTS
OF THE MONTH
211020:098 - Jonmp: Make LOVE not
war!!!!!!!
211020:102 - Pinonnut: Why not make love while warring?
211020:115 - Mephisto: Because it would be distracting ;)
MOODS
OF THE MONTH
Not actually here, Scaramouche is
here.
Not asking Mephisto is here.
Half of this game is 90% mental
Twokool has just gone southeast.
A hush falls over the crowd because
Pianoamy has just arrived.
-The- man thats upto no Good has
just moved west.
On the run from the Columbians,
Coffeeee is here.
CLOTHES
OF THE MONTH
>ex boomerr
You see a little wandering, pondering, wondering,
blundering rabbit named Willie. ;)
>ex Almandot
Oh my gosh! ALMANDOT IS NAKED!!! You quickly turn your
head.
>ex bozoboyz
A very handsome devil in a smooth suit.. looking very
suave, cool and collective. He cracks a smile. Bozo is
next to him and as ugly as a mules butt.
>ex lucifer
It's better to rule in hell than serve in Heaven.
>ex jasana
Jasana is holding a flashing neon sign that reads: I went
to Zar and they stole my clothes!!!
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