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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate June 1999 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate June 1999 |
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FED FUNNIES |
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What was in June 1999's Fed Funnies:
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"take advantage of a girl
while she's down why dont you....", you say. Your comm unit relays a message
from Moria, "who died?" Your comm unit relays a message from Byron, "::Nodding:: Nothing like a shot of whisky to help with the details :)" "My Health project has been completed?!??? Why the hell was I building health??", asks Shiek. Your comm unit relays a message
from Edward, "elin did it...elin did it (just
practicing)" Your comm unit relays a message from Flee, "ok dats it, im gonna get on my fighting dress and buy a big pink battle ship with bullets with flowers painted on them." Your comm unit relays a message
from Pico, "i've been a duke for two years, why cant
i promote." Chiefsgirl has bought you a pizza!
The waitdroid spins it onto the table in front of you,
and you wolf it down... Your comm unit relays a message from Buttercup, "Mr. Speedyx, "How can it be that your name is Speedyx, but have a planet named Organsmx, In my experience those two don't go well together. ;)" Your comm unit relays a message
from Grammit, "Ok...I just became a JP and my
company is losing over 200k what do I do?" Your comm unit relays a message
from Japresnik, "i used mag guns and missiles only
on Monty." Your comm unit relays a message
from Piratesse, "price per ton you pay the poor
person." Your comm unit relays a message
from Piratesse, "OFFER JOB commodity to-planet
price." Windy yawns. xt i have decided, from now on i will play only men... i will have one fkey that says ::grunts:: and another that says ::grins::: Your comm unit relays a message from Britanny, "Free PICKET SIGNS for ALL Slartis workers can be obtained on Eldorado! :)" xt okay, here's what i think i'll
do...two plans....plan A: does anyone need anything
hauled? xt ah, whats a girl to do... Your comm unit relays a message from Poseidon, "Is it a bad thing when the only planet open in yer duchy belongs to a lizard ?" you say, "ahhh I see that you have possibly reached the level of Wu Wei. The last time we spoke you were still trying to attain that" Kyushusan tries not to stare,
fails. Your comm unit relays a message from Foamfollower, "So what all important, mind boggling, universally important things has 9 been up to as of late anyhow?" Your comm unit relays a message
from Jdawad, "I have always wanted to make love to
an alien:)" Your comm unit relays a message from Jdawad, "There is a Freee 500meg lotto on Maizeblue. 10meg per ticket {min of 10 tickets}" Your comm unit relays a message
from Canadian, ":::Looks shocked::: Are you
suggesting... work? ;)" Your comm unit relays a message
from Dalman, "<---has made it all the way to the
end of his rope." Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Pathologicaliar, "Would I lie?" Your comm unit relays a message
from Crocuta, "I've got myself on the ignore
list." Your comm unit relays a message from Alliuqet, "Just don't let them outlaw tongues or I'm out of here!"
Leave my bar post alone! Torquemada has just arrived. Heaven's so close now that Galinfenner has just appeared. Hit the deck! Rambo has just arrived. I before E, except after Canadian is here. Looked in Gods eyes and he blinked Deathiscome is here. No mood for me thanks, I'm full Xre is here. Don't look Ethel! It's too late! Dalman has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Carrying the defibrilator, Zargot is here. Just once is not enough, so Encore has just moved northeast. colorless, ordorless and moodless, Warnrg has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Me,me, its all about ME! Chilichese has just arrived. The abnormal brain of Satinsheets has just arrived. Let the good times Chasroll is here Gimme a C, eh? N, eh? DI, eh? N! Canadian has just appeared. I Maybnalt is here
211242:603 - Torquemada: Perhaps I
wasn't clear in my last threat. I suppose the itching
behind your ears wasn't enough! How about being eaten
alive by rats? Or perhaps shoving a red hot poker where
the sun don't shine! 211237:161 - Coffeeee: I'm in love with a coffee maker... do you think I have an Oedipal complex? 211244:964 - Deathiscome: Go to
your windows, open em up, stick your head out and yell
"I as mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this
anymore". and think for once ok? 211247:612 - Witchdoctor:
{{{Private}}}} The best duchy...and that is a fact ! 211248:966 - Singapore: MISSING: One ArchDuchess of Weasel. Answers (?) to the name of Poco. Likes alcoholic beverages and mixed drinks involving blenders. If found, please return to Singapore, Baron of Kingsbay, for reward of 100,000,000 groats. Thank you. 211249:586 - Torquemada: God, the next thing you know...Everyone who loves everyone else will start posting "I love XXX forever and a day." Make war, make peace, and have your pets spayed or neutered. 211252:669 - Crocuta: Next time you feel the need to share, please count to three and then type 'QUIT'. Thankyou 211251:673 - Buffalobob: Music sale on Sousa in Kronos until Galactic midnight. Many commodities available for a song! 211252:081 - Bandle: Hauling is definately getting... out of hand. When I go hauling it ends up like a mix between Rocky IV and Armageddon... 211256:935 - Bababooie: Is there
anything better then a frozen Ding Dong on a hot day? 211254:924 - Pathologicaliar: If you're looking for a duchy, Disbelief is full and can take no more planets. Sorry. 211257:679 - Pathetic: I should've chosen a better character name... everyone laughs at me and I can't promote past commander... 211259:745 - Rockwell: These boards
making anyone else sick to their stomach? 211251:111 - Bandle: Um. Someone's pet... thing wandered into the spaceways... it's pretty much okay except for the tire marks...
ex Deathiscome ex rambo ex pico ex Alexaj She's nekked cept for a big red nose, large floppy clown shoes, and a mutli-colored fluffy wig. Amazing what clowns have come to eh? ;)
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