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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate March 2000 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate March 2000 |
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FED FUNNIES |
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What was in March 2000's Fed Funnies:
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TOP TEN REASONS WHY GROUNDHOG IS THE BEST
RANK (Note: Back on AOL Fed, I wrote an article for each rank. I will start again at GroundHog, and skip Merchant, JP, and Guild Master, since I've already done them - check the AOL yearbooks if you want to read them.) (Dedicated to Tickenest, the (former) King of TT Lists... I fondly remember "breaking the rules" in Hide-n-Seek and winning the 2nd round to break your little goal of a clean sweep. I look forward to doing it again! Though I think you have fallen into limbo, you have a closed planet, like so many other old friends I've seen and have not been able to contact yet).
Your comm unit relays a message
from Wolfyn, "200 groats on Ming. ::pats his balding
head::" Your comm unit relays a message
from Lagkiller, "Wohoooo! 1 ton of meat!" Your comm unit relays a message from Kor, "a normal fedder??????? is there such a thing?????" Your comm unit relays a message
from Asterix, "Victoria, are you some kind of
Navigator?" Your comm unit relays a message
from Pintomike, "No woman will ever dominate
me..;)" Your comm unit relays a message
from Jordys, "::::runs around streaking thru the
comms::::" Nightdroid smiles, "My singing is like the bagpipes -- it's intended to be a weapon of war, not pleasant to listen to" Your comm unit relays a message
from Champ, "I made the Fed Funnies!" Your comm unit relays a message from Pico, "Since we're all being honest, Poseidon, I'm your father." Your comm unit relays a message
from Alus, " what happened geiiga?" The tired and confused Squire turns to the Baron for help, and says, "Managing this planet is hopeless! It just doesn't make any sens!" The wise old baron smiles and points out, "Yes, but it buys it for 642 groats a ton." Your comm unit relays a message
from Geiiga, "I'm back, but not for long...if you
have anything pressing to say to me please do it in the
next five seconds." Your comm unit relays a message from Kaipanther, "Yes, you too can have the Galaxies Favorite Hits..For a bag o groats bigger then a small women you can have music like Marvin and the Martians, "We blew the Earth, and liked it"…Greasy Grandy and the Merchants' well loved tune, "I've got aload4u." Your comm unit relays a message
from Pintomike, "YoStratego! Heh, been a long time
since I heard that name..:)" Your comm unit relays a message
from Singapore, "Ya know, Mikey, all you need is a
Deathstar type planet, and you'd make a terrific
supervillian... ;)" Your comm unit relays a message from Andy, "Here's a great way to get rid of those two excuses... walk up to the woman of your so desire, offer her shampoo and aspirin... and when she declines, go at it ;)" Your comm unit relays a message from Andy, "that'd be a great item in sol... the aspirin.. give it to Diesel for round 2 ;)" Your comm unit relays a message from Bozoboyz, "You have reached Channel 9… please leave a message after the beep." Your comm unit relays a message from Bozoboyz, "Well I .. (Gets cut off by Bozo's lawyers who explicitly state that Bozo is not to be held accountable to anything that he says, writes, and some such and so forth.)" Your comm unit relays a message
from Pintomike, "Hope is worthless in regards to a
few things: avoiding taxes, avoiding death, and getting
me to shut up..;)"
Someone better have chips because Beandip is here. Ok, that's it, NO MORE MOOD Katheryne has just vanished. Cool Calm & Inteligent Zell has just gone north. Someone who looks just as moody as You is here. Suicide: Less chat, more splat. Antimatter has just arrived.
211511:113 - Asterix: I can't think of anything funny to post, so I want everyone to think of something funny, and tell it to me, and I'll post it up here. 211511:699 - Sparhawk: Ever have that feeling if your not sure if you're awake or dreaming? It's called Fed 211524:080 - Tigris: It's
Valentine's Day on Kilauea! Happy Valentine's Day to my
sweet wife Rikkytikki! No, we have our own calendar here
thank you. 211521:091 - Olias: Join the vast horde of 3 people that regularly read Scoundrel's Corner in the Fed Chronicle. If you don't like it, take comfort in knowing that the two minutes you spent may have been two minutes where you stepped outside and were hit by an anvil. 211528:423 - Jordy: I would like to insert a smart-alecky remark here, but unfortunately, I was told that I had to at least be the first part of the word...smart. So sorry Fedders, maybe next time! :) 211531:862 - Rasalhauge: I'm now feeling partly witty with a slight chance of funny later in the afternoon. And now for a word from my sponsors. 211529:008 - Geiiga: (Insert pointless gibberish about the absurd price of yo-yos here) 211534:547 - Cyberquack: I used to be indecisive...now I'm not sure.
ex antimatter ex you
Whirlwind has bought you a Raging Hurricane! You barely manage to wrap your fingers around the large mug and struggle to hold it still as it shakes in your hand. You attempt to drink the bitter liqour but manage to get more of it on your shirt than in your mouth!! Whirlwind has bought you a Blue Lightning! This sparkling blue soda tickles your nose with fizzes as you bring it close to drink. You take a sip and your hair stands on end and you feel energized!! Whirlwind has bought you a Crimson Storm Cloud! The waitdroid sets a glass of a clear liquid infront of you, then adds a droplet of a red fluid. Red swirls fill the glass causing it to foam up. You are forced to take a large sip of the spicy drink before it overflows!! Whirlwind has bought you a Whirling Tornado! This drink is served in a tall flume and is best drunk while the liquid is spinning. You down the drink quickly and become rather dizzy. After the affects subside you wonder how you got here...!
ex macnbc's ship
ex rere ex rere's ship With smiling Irish wannabe eyes Rere is here.
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