Web Fed News Yearbooks - November 2000

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Alsatian wags his tail.
Threeleggeddog grins
Threeleggeddog extends a paw, "Hello, Im Tripod"
"...tripod, the three legged dog", says Threeleggeddog.
Alsatian stares at the paw. "If you'd keep that attached instead of extending it, you wouldn't be three legged anymore!"

Naiad says, "Fed marriages are counted like dog years... one year equals at least 7."

Your comm unit relays a message from Shaman, "I do this all the time... If you can't sell yourself, how can anyone else?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "at my age the sale is over... ;)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Danteaf, "yeah well I'm an accountant."
Your comm unit relays a message from Zrasputin, "yeah you are, how's work?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Danteaf, "honestly?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Zrasputin, "no, lie to me."

MOODS OF THE MONTH

wishing beer was good for him Qman has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Whip? Check. Blowtorch? Check. Tis has just arrived.

Tired from a haul-a-thon, Chewbacon has just arrived.

There goes the neighborhood Yazupip has just arrived.

The hair on your neck raises and Hof has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

The lazyest Baron in Fed, Ruylupez has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

The most exciting thing in life, Stevec has just disappeared.

At least I'm not on FOX, Locksnatcher has just arrived.

East... no Westmoreland has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Ban 1st ask questions later.. Westmoreland has just gone north.

Moodless in Minneapolis Kup has just appeared.

Dressed to pimp, Zrasputin has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

You can't help but notice, Ferreri has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Slow down! Curves ahead.. Naiad has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

like a shadow on a dark night Snocat has just arrived.

You cheer loudly because Danteaf has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Hide yer daughter cause Roberts has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Your deluded imagination tells you Ruylupez has just arrived.

I have nothing to hide but myself. Chewbacon has just gone north.

Emerging from a dimensional rift, Nocturnus has just arrived.

Bush... Gore... Bush... Gore... No, Kup has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211752:111 - Roeth: **********This line is left intentionally blank.**********

211759:227 - Breyer: I would like to Inform the people of society that I am on strike. I have chained myself to the Cantina and will not remove myself Until I see social reform. ~Support the cause, Send me Groats.~ (or just talk to me to keep me entertained.)

211759:236 - Sirbrian: all the numbers you dont need currently open 100 duchies, 132 agri, 73 mining, 53 indy, 47 tech, 218 leis, for a grand total of 630
211759:277 - Victoria: ::: thinks Sirbrian has too much spare time on his hands :::

211766:599 - Studlydoright: Planning on offing your persona? Do Fed a favor, take your groats with you. Make those lower ranks work like you did to get where you are. Keep Fed a better game, when you leave, take the IGs with you! :)

211766:635 - Chelsia: I said to myself 'Self you should stay in bed, you're in a foul mood' but then I thought 'Hey, what better place to bring my foul mood? Bring it into Fed!!' ;)

211766:688 - Saffire: *~*If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever *~*
211766:691 - Bront: :::Draws a large circle around Kitty and himself:::
211767:070 - Kup: ::: Draws a large circle around Bront::: Hey! It looks like a target! ;)

211771:085 - Cen: Tonight on must see FedTV. Its the season premiere of Ming & Diesel! What happens when an evil galactic lord shares a home with a promiscuous, leather wearing bar owner? Non stop laughter and pain!

211773:178 - Pin: :::lays out a few planet buster bombs around the Federation and leaves for the night, looking forward to a few less alts on the morrow:::
211773:201 - Wolfyn: ::digs up all the bombs and buries them somewhere else::

211776:737 - Witchdoctor: In 1914, the brassiere was patented, improving male dexterity worldwide. >>>----QUIVER---->(Dexterity max: 121 current: 121)
211776:766 - Quqi: the invention of the brassiere was closely followed by the invention of the girdle in late 1914, greatly increasing male finger strength
211776:767 - Huntress: >>>---Quiver---> I am certain making things more difficult for males is the female ambition in life, ;)

211778:237 - Westmoreland: ::tap:: ::tap:: ::tap:: Ummm... Is this thing on?
211778:259 - Rasal: Nope, can't hear a thing so it must be broken.
211778:297 - Breyer: Westmore.... That button on the side. It's the on button... Click it....

211781:226 - Breyer: I am launching a strike. A strike against the Duke Puzzle. Federation has too many dukes. It has gotten to the point where it is foolish to Duke. I request that we all boycott the Duke Puzzle. Let the martians take over.

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex bix
hmmm, looks like text ;)

ex ford
You see Ford wearing a fig leaf. It is a very tasteful arm band too.

Extolling the virtues of the Guide, Rasal is here.
ex rasal
Need help? Read the Guide. Read the Guide. Read the Guide. Read the Guide, is it sinking in yet? Read the Guide.

Woolyn, formerly known as Wolfyn is here.
ex wolfyn
In an aborted attempt to separate her DNA from the pig's, Wolfyn found herself locked in the public teleporter system with a sheep.

With 2 camcorders, Vanity has just arrived.
ex vanity
He has 2 camcorders, one filming the wedding, and one filming him filming the wedding. A sign reads "Wedding Video: 100 Groats, Video of me: 1 meg

ACT OF THE MONTH

Triton stifles another snicker cause fish look funny when they laugh

DRINKS OF THE MONTH

Stevec has bought you a Bock, the finest beer brewed in Fed DataSpace by the Duke's personal sla...err...idle workthingies in between floggings at Fed's oldest working brewery.!

Mystix has bought you an a glass of something nice, nothing special or expensive, but nice!

Chewbacon has bought you a magarita! The waiter slides it across your table and you choke on the olive!!

DROID OF THE WEEK

Superconductor of Borg, Nightdroid has just arrived.
>ex nightdroid
Resistance is futile, but only at cryogenic temperatures.

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