Web Fed News Yearbooks - May 2001

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Basheeba, "i farted."
Your comm unit relays a message from Bartholomew, "Oh good, an intelligent conversationalist for a change :P."

Your comm unit relays a message from Witchdoctor, "Just what fed needs, more alts :P."
Your comm unit relays a message from Braymore, "Actually that is what fed needs."
Your comm unit relays a message from Shaman, "What we need are monkeys dressed as Scotsman recreating Braveheart ;)"

"I before E, except after C, or when sounded like A, as in neighbor and weigh, except when weird foreign concierges seize neither leisure nor science from the height of society.", says Nightdroid.

Your comm unit relays a message from Zeroz, "Build time should go back up to 4 hours now that Fed is flat rate <g>"
Your comm unit relays a message from Braymore, "And women should come with instruction manuals, but hey somethings just aren't ever going to happen."

Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Why Duke St. Ras, I'm flattered. But I'm already married."
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "Ah, but happily?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Why of course."
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Evil like ours deserves each other."
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "Oh well. I don't know how I'll recover... never mind I'm over the crushing news now."
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "It's good to see you've moved on."

Your comm unit relays a message from Braymore, ":::::throws yet another empty beer can at chew:::::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Braymore, ":::::throws an empty beer bottle at witchdoctor:::::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Witchdoctor, "and when you become legal drinking age, you can actually buy filled beer bottles Braymore.

Your comm unit relays a message from Macnbc, "<notices the value of MacnBrelly stock dropped 64% today>"
Your comm unit relays a message from Macnbc, "I'm going to be broke soon, aren't I?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Likely."
Your comm unit relays a message from Macnbc, "Damn."
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Then you'll have to take out a high-interest loan from the First Galactic Bank of Danny."
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "A subsidiary of the First Dannitarian Church."

Rasorzedge asks, "So you two have no ranks.. What do ya'll do exactly?"
Nightdroid says, "I sit here in this bar and complain about things."

Your comm unit relays a message from Ruylupez, "now there's a candidate for most difficult to remember name in fed."
Your comm unit relays a message from Reematillis, "I am a jedi and I can make you forget my name."
Your comm unit relays a message from Bartholomew, "Your personality does a fine job of that already."

Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "Fish cant read .."
Your comm unit relays a message from Miasma, "Neither can I."
Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "According to fish logic, if fish cant read, and miasma cant read, then Miasma is a fish :)"

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Surgeon General's Warning: Jazir has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Reading "Duchies for Dummies", Duke Ruylupez has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Shoe in mouth, bones in pockets, Wolfyn has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

I haul therefore I am Jako has just arrived.

Bad typists have more fnu.. Sareenah has just gone southeast.

As the stars part, you notice Shaman has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Only the paranoid survive... Chewbacon has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Elvis has left the building, but Hondo has just arrived.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211940:963 - Miasma: The universe contains untapped and heretofore unimagined ideas. They are before your very eyes, yet you cannot see them. They are in your mind but you cannot think them. BUT I CAN.
211940:976 - Anjuli: That's why they control those substances.

211942:343 - Doppelganger: fire sale jeep
211942:457 - Bix: ice sale rook
211942:541 - Kup: jeep sale detroit

211942:653 - Xia: Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

211942:670 - Midrats: My family Coat Of Arms ties at the back ... is that normal?

211943:032 - Locksnatcher: Accumulated stock deficit: 244,954,990. Hrmmm.... guess its time to keep doing nothing.

211943:046 - Jennysstar: in the grand scheme of things, some people are made total morons for no other purpose than to make the others look better

211944:020 - Risadeamoconia: Untold Wealth: That which does not appear on your Imperial Tax Return

211947:063 - Witchdoctor: It was a poor turnout for the National Anxiety Disorder Screening Day, as folks were too skittish to go out.

211947:110 - Braymore: I think, therefore.....wait, what the hell does that make me?

211947:960 - Braymore: Ahh....the proverbial "Is the glass half empty or half full?" question.
211948:089 - Fancy: ::wonders which of the proverbs mentions a half glass of liquid::
211948:095 - Wolfyn: That's all the barman ever gives me. :(

211949:734 - Xia: If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
211949:750 - Chewbacon: Xia, that reminds me...if love and lust are two different things and don't belong together, why do you buy chocolates (an aphrodisiac) for your love on Valentine's Day?

211960:900 - Andy: "Death shall come on swift wings to whoever shall open this chest." "Very good doctor, now may we proceed with the abdominal surgery?"

211961:031 - Risadeamoconia: The trouble with opportunity is... it's always more recognizable going than coming.

211963:066 - Priscilla: I hereby file suit against the House of Diesel for sexual harassment. I would have much preferred one of her male servants.

211964:226 - Risadeamoconia: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

211965:111 - Piccalo: HELP I'M STUCK ON A NOTICE BOARD

211966:898 - Natbridger: WHAM!
211966:973 - Badassonyxian: BAM! {waits for the sure to follow post}
211966:973 - Braymore: Thank you Ma'am! {posts the sure to follow post}
211966:986 - Macnbc: DAMN! I forgot to get paper towels at the store last night!
211967:033 - Noc: I hate it when that happens.. ;)

211967:246 - Chewbacon: I have nothing to say, just wanted to see my name.

211967:779 - Hondo: I have decided that this will be the first day this week that I will not place a post on the bulletin board...stay tuned tomorrow when I make my triumphant return.

211963:951 - Sareenah: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. =)

211969:168 - Dez: If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? 8)
211969:206 - Danny: Stupidity should be painful.
211969:304 - Wolfyn: <---- sends Danny some aspirin.

DRINK OF THE MONTH

Hondo has bought you a Loony Toons...after a couple of these you'll wake up feeling like an anvil was dropped on your head.!

SCARE OF THE MONTH

Macnbc retreats to his planet to go suck his thumb in the corner of his office.
Hazed says, " If you suck your thumb, the scissor man will come and cut it off."
Macnbc says, "<blink> Really? <pulls his thumb out of his mouth and hides under his bed in case the scissor man cometh>"
Hazed says, "Yes, really. Would I lie to you?"
Hazed says, "Snip, snip. Off with his thumbs."
Macnbc says, "WAAAAAAH! MOMMYYY! THE DEMI-GODDESS IS SCARING MEEEE!"

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