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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate June 2004 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate June 2004 |
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What was in June 2004's Fed Funnies:
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213070:650 - Wolfyn: An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. 213070:765 - Tharghan: "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." 213073:172 - Wolfyn: It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days. 213074:123 - Fancy: Congratulations to Seaurchin and Shel, winners of tonight's return of Capture the Flag! And thanks to the team of Moonus and Wingdman for playing, too. Get your team ready for the next running of Capture the Flag on June 17th. Stardate: 108603:7610 - Wally: Someone once told me the grass was much greener, on the other side, so I went over to my neighbors yard and spray painted it blue! Nothing like having a waterfront home now! 213075:158 - Wingdman: The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. 213078:062 - Wolfyn: The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. -Martha Washington 213078:545 - Wingdman: When I was born, they threw away the mold... well apparently some of it has grown back... Happy Tuesday! 213080:589 - Art: Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular... for now. 213080:891 - Chamberlain: If I say something and my wife isn't there to hear it, Am I still wrong? 213082:326 - Art: Those that can, do... Stardate: 108650:4743 - Elijah: Rule 1: No Spitting in "The Urban Spaceman Bar" Stardate: 108663:0325 - Freya: Things equal out pretty well. Our dreams seldom come true, but then neither do our nightmares. - Charles Kennedy Stardate: 108688:5656 - Freya: Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat. -- Sir Julian Huxley 213082:555 - Wingdman: Nothing says summer time like the smell of hot tar, the increasing electric bills, and that wonderful feeling of your underwear clinging to your cheeks! 213084:156 - Freya: Beware the Lollipop of Mediocrity, lick it once and you'll suck forever. 213085:162 - Vlad: I heard news on the internet that the title for the next Harry Potter book will be Harry Potter and the Heartbreak of Psoriasis....sounds like something I am just itching to read! 213085:561 - Wingdman: Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life! 213085:596 - Mauricio: A man who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. 213086:186 - Racingnut: If I save time When do I get it back? 213087:118 - Wolfyn: Love doesn't make the world go 'round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile. 213087:536 - Mauricio: The reason a dog has so many friends is because he wags his tail and not his tongue. Stardate: 108756:3539 - Freya: In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - MLK Stardate: 108787:4556 - Gandolf: floating through the air like cheesy poofs on the ceiling... 213096:076 - Wolfyn: If it costs a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in, who's making a penny? Stardate: 108790:9616 - Gandolf: No matter where I go, there you are! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh !!! Stardate: 108795:4297 - Ahal: My day is dominated by the clash of elementary forces, for every unit of work I produce, I generate one unit of anti-work which collides with the work and they obliterate one another, generating a great deal of energy in the form of swearing. Stardate: 108825:7130 - Hazed: Start every day off with a smile, and get it over with. - W.C. Fields
The low-carb version of Erasmus has just arrived. Temporarily out of order, Tharghan has just arrived.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Almandot, "and IIIIIIIIIEeeIIIIIIIIIeeIIIIIIII will always love YooooOOoOOoOOOOOOooOoouuuu"
The following quotes were all taken from last week's events. Your comm unit relays a message from Wingdman, "You know you've gotten off to a good start when your first xt in Capture the Flag is "I think I'm lost"" Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne, "Ok, so now I have Wink, Fancy, Heatherjn and Wingdman ..." Your comm unit relays a message from Wingdman, "so let me get this right... I just fly around in this big bullseye and pee on myself until I'm dead, right?"
>ex fellig >ex erasmus
"Plays Well With Udders" Ivanmooski has just arrived.
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