POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 120379:2510 - Gandolf: Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
Stardate: 120415:9336 - Jythier: That modem joke seemed a lot better until I read it in the Star...
Stardate: 120416:4605 - Buddy: Was it too baudy for you, J?
Stardate: 120423:6948 - Gandolf: Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
Stardate: 120441:6454 - Occy: A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."--Bert Leston Taylor
Stardate: 120457:3577 - Occy: The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children."--Clarence Darrow
Stardate: 120463:7786 - Gandolf: Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja-vu so acutely that now I can remember things that *have * happened before.
FOOD OFFER OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Who wants a sundae?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "We can't have a sundae. It's Fridae."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Sumptuous french vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and a lovely pair of my nuts."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Specially home-grown and aged for over 20 years."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Oh dear, it was all going so well until the last ingredient"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "I've never had anyone complain about my nuts. And I can package them as unsalted or salted. Get yours today! Arlene's Nuts! Sold in 500g and 1 kg."
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