TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS OLD AS BOURBON
by Jezz
Little did Bourbon know what was about to hit him this week when he opened the door by saying that he thought it was funny how children give their ages accompanied by fractions. With Zardoz prompting the subject, the comm waves were soon filled with all sorts of suggestions for...
The Top Ten: You know you're as old as Bourbon when...
| 10. |
You send an email to Bella asking why prunes are not a commodity. |
| 9. |
The Venus shuttle seems really really fast to you. |
| 8. |
You fly your ship at 30 mph in the fast lane. |
| 7. |
You just can't handle too many spices in your exchange anymore. |
| 6. |
Customs pulls you over because you were flying around with your right turn blinker on. |
| 5. |
You look over Earth's wilderness and say, "I can remember when this was all buildings." |
| 4. |
You are tempted to use your teleporter to get yourself out of bed in the morning. |
| 3. |
You start searching bioplanets for Geritol. |
| 2. |
You read your High School Year book and see that it was signed by Ming. |
And the number one way you know you're as old as Bourbon is...
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| 1. |
Your personal finances benefit from the social security builds on your planet. |
Thanks go to Zardoz, Hazed, Squeeky, Occy, Zand and Dingbat for their ideas, and most of all to Bourbon for being such a good subject for our Top Ten. There were many more suggestions and I was really spoiled for choice. Poor Bourbon... we feel your pain... well we might in a few decades or so.
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