There's not much going on in Fed DataSpace right now - the summer slump has started. Those of us who are online started wondering just why the game slows down during the summer months, and came up with these reasons:
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They haven't mass produced keyboards/laptops/computers to be compatible with swimming pools. |
| 9. |
The sweat makes the keyboard so slippery that fingers just slip right off - causing dropped TBs. |
| 8. |
Heat exhaustion causes people to forget their login details. |
| 7. |
Everyone's extra money for slithies gets spent on ice cream instead (and we all know the game is more fun with slithies in your wallet) |
| 6. |
Spouses force players to go to picnics and barbeques instead. |
| 5. |
Beer + Heat = nap time, not Fed time. |
| 4. |
Everyone is too hot to move their fingers on the keyboard. |
| 3. |
The kids won't settle for a vacation to Occyland, but want to go to Disneyland instead. |
| 2. |
Everyone is busy trying to get into shape for their Bikini/speedo/thingkini. |
And the number one reason why Fed is so quiet over the summer is...
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| 1. |
The thought of Arlene in a summer bikini makes us nauseated. |
