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EARTHDATE: June 28, 2009

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 124544:2428 - Occy: She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still

Stardate: 124553:7507 - Occy: A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption

Stardate: 124559:6313 - Occy: No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Stardate: 124567:8490 - Gandroid: I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
Stardate: 124569:1228 - Meijerman: i went to that store also but they were fresh out of generals. darn it. i am on the waiting list for the next shipment though.
Stardate: 124569:1263 - Hazed: Where do you go if you want to buy a major or a sergeant?
Stardate: 124569:1680 - Deadwood: RanksRUs of course

Stardate: 124570:4459 - Occy: A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

Stardate: 124571:3014 - Xorna: Logo of a popular NJ hot dog franchise - "It's not just dogs." Graffiti scrawled at the bottom of the sign - "It's cats, too."

Stardate: 124572:2985 - Sparhawk: Insert witty comment here.
Stardate: 124575:2293 - Zand: Wity comment

Stardate: 124578:9377 - Occy: A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "ANd hello to anyone else that is alive in Fed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Why are you discriminating against the dead people, and the inanimate objects?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Cause I don't think they are listening"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "And if they are innanimate, wouldn't they still be in the meeting place on Earth?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Unless Dj sent them to the dorm"

If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.

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