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EARTHDATE: February 7, 2010

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TOP TEN WAYS TO STAY AWAKE IN FED

by Hazed

Once again, the players put together a top ten for me this week, masterminded by Nomad. He asked for suggestions of ways to stay awake in Fed, and here's what the players came up with.

10.	Make a planet called coffee.
9.	Turn the volume all the way up in FedTerm and stand in the exchange.
8.	Make an alt and talk to yourself.
7.	Wire up your chair to shock you every time you nod off.
6.	Take over Sumatra so you have endless coffee.
5.	Say something rude to Hazed - and then spend the rest of the day running for your life.
4.	Fly close to the sun in the hope that the adrenaline rush will keep you awake.
3.	Set up your office in the noisy machine room on Titan.
2.	Could anyone fall asleep while bungee jumping?
And the number one way to stay awake in Fed is...
1.	Have Arlene programmed into your dreams so you really don't want to sleep.

Thanks to Nomad for putting the top ten together, and to Caesar, Djentsch, Gizmo, Jake and Squeeky for their suggestions.

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