POSTS OF THE WEEKStardate: 126914:2796 - Occy: A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants" The pirate replies "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts" Stardate: 126921:0450 - Occy: The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." Stardate: 126928:2752 - Occy: When the sailor failed to report for duty, he really missed the boat.- Stardate: 126937:0864 - Occy: I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then.-
Ooops: A new fad is causing an increase in demand for lasers.
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