NO FED2 STAR NEXT WEEK
by Hazed
This week I am, once again, forced to produce the news single-handedly. Yes, my slender, lily-white hands with their perfectly smooth skin and immaculately manicured nails are having to do the work. I am not used to manual labour, and I am determined that it cannot go on.
To this end, I have devised a plan.
I still have the two waitdroids that Diesel loaned me. She didn’t specify any return date and I am sure she won’t mind if I keep them, so my intention is to retrain them as newsdroids. It shouldn’t take much to tweak their programming, add in a creative writing module, one for investigative journalism, and an understand of the publishing process.
Meanwhile I will take care not to overwrite their drink-making abilities!
So next week I will be spending my time on this project to make them over, which means there won’t be any news. I’ll be back on Sunday October 13 accompanied by my new newsdroid minions.
