ILL-HEALTH CUTS THIS WEEK’S STAR SHORT
by Hazed
I’ve contracted the dreaded Rigellian green plague so I am in no fit state to supervise the newsdroids this week. They’ve taken advantage of my absence, and instead of bringing warm drinks and medicines to my sick bed they’ve been goofing off. By the time publication day came around they had only produced a handful of stories.
Bad newsdroids! Rest assured that once I am on my feet again they will be punished.
(In real life, I’ve caught a nasty cold-type bug that’s been passed around the office where I work like an unpleasant game of pass the parcel.)
Normal service will be resumed next week.
