A JOKE I STOLE FROM TWITTER
by Hazed
Since I’m not up to writing any stories for you this week, I might as well steal one – from comedian Gary Delaney, master of the one-liners. He posted this on Twitter a few days ago:
Ladies, on a first date always give a man a USB stick. If he can’t get it into his computer the right way round don’t have sex with him.
Thanks, Gary! https://twitter.com/GaryDelaney