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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate April 2003 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate April 2003 |
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212638:574 - Hazed: People who know the least know it loudest - Ernst Anderson. 212639:643 - Auditor: If life is but a dream, why isn't it more interesting? 212639:746 - Zyphr: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read!! ~*~SVABODA~*~ 212639:885 - Wolfyn: Conservative: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. 212641:550 - Paul: There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 212641:645 - Racingnut: you know you have too many alts in fed when you get into an argument with yourself and lose 212642:025 - Jerden: You might have too many alts if they start fighting over who gets to conduct the money transfers at promotion time... 212643:375 - Priscilla: When in doubt, quote Shakespeare! At least then one's ignorance sounds classic! 212643:671 - Tonka: Rough times,
hard times. what doesn't kill me makes me stronger, Da? 212645:550 - Priscilla: Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. 212649:126 - Gwarrior:
Congratulations to the new Fedweds, Esperanza and
Insomnius. May their days be long and happy. 212650:628 - Zyphr: Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week!! 212651:948 - Jerden: I could post a vague, yet cool quote about something that no one cares about.. but I don't wanna... 212652:209 - Felina: Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. --Jack Handey Deep Thoughts 212652:517 - Sunnyday: What if this
was a brand new day. Everybody just starts over and
decides to love everybody? Would that be a good thing? 212652:526 - Hazed: "Knowledge consists of knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom consists of not putting it in a fruit salad." - Miles Kington. 212652:911 - Jobu: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates. 212653:506 - Racingnut: sprays
champagne all over the board 212653:625 - Zyphr: Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. 212653:728 - Hazed: "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde. 212654:634 - Wolfyn: The trouble
with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a
rat. 212655:049 - Cen: Winner of this years Ill-timed Ad Award: "Hong Kong, it will take your breath away..." 212655:741 - Zyphr: How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 212656:217 - Jerden: You might have too many alts if they form their own union. 212657:516 - Hazed: "I do not want people to be reasonable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them." - Jane Austen 212657:589 - Wolfyn: Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. -Snoopy 212658:219 - Felina: To err is human, to purr is feline.... 212658:510 - Wolfyn: I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. 212658:661 - Hazed: "You are only young once, but you can stay immature forever." - Anon 212660:082 - Wolfyn: Sometimes it's the same basic defect that binds groups together. 212660:084 - Felina: My secret fantasy is having two men at once..... one cooking and the other one cleaning.... 212661:556 - Hazed: "Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again." - Franklin P. Jones 212661:625 - Geiiga: For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -H.L. Mencken 212662:231 - Wolfyn: The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. 212664:583 - Hazed: "Laughter should open the mind of the audience so that the nails of reason can be hammered in." - Moliere 212666:567 - Hazed: "If you can't seize the day, try at least to seize the late afternoon." - Kombat Opera 212666:749 - Bobcat: Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. -- Walter Kerr 212667:366 - Skyline: Sorry, I'm too busy procrastinating. I'll post something later. 212669:511 - Hazed: "If you can't get a father figure, get a father figurine." - Kombat Opera 212669:618 - Legolas: When you know you've been hooked: Your Fed Buddy List on AIM is 2 times as long as your Normal Buddies. 212669:664 - Priscilla: You might have too many alts if all you do is post about alts.
give a brain to a monkey and Viola! Galinfenner has just appeared. Pure sex in a small package! Ditzy has just arrived. Searching for Mr.Right-Now... Insatiable is here. Your anti-virus software warns you Paul has just arrived. 1912 Titanic Swim Team Member: Priscilla has just arrived. A medical droid pushing Cen is here. Free: Mood. 10IG: Lamp. Priceless: Priscilla has just arrived searching for his mind, Wyldcat has just disappeared. You do the hokey pokey and Cartman has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. the "Simon Cowell" of fed, Xyli is here. Pull those seatbelts tight, because Halcyon is here.
Geneeric says, "doh, I hate it
when it comes out all wrong"
STRANGE CONVERSATION OF THE MONTH Your comm unit relays a message
from Jobu, "A spider crawled in my ear once, but
then he crawled out because nobody was home."
RANDOM OUT OF CONTEXT QUOTE OF THE MONTH Your comm unit relays a message
from Gypsy, "Rokyu.. Wanna try it again
tonight?"
>ex paul
>ex cen's spaceship
MINOR ACHIEVEMENT OF THE MONTH Legolas exclaims, "I got 7
chicken nuggets instead of 6!"
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